Ive lived here all my life, have a Masters degree, speak 3 languages, drive like a bat out of hell, have been known to go to a club and yet I find this hilarious. Im talking the grocery store, Bed Bath and Beyond, in traffic, and of course at the clubs. I posted in r/toast me on my birthday this past Thursday and had some guy literally ask me a bunch of mean questions. says: jose Dylan Yon Now if only the Puerto Ricans chose Miami rather than Kissimmee as a retirement village. says: Please bear in mind that most of this was written tongue in cheek (as in, bend over while I pull the corn cob out of your ass, your UPTIGHTED-ness). For the only thing Cubans are known is they are criminals that lammed from the sunk island that tiptoed around with Fidel. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ email= . Also, as a writer who contributes to Cosmopolitan magazine (yeah, I did some research on you bud) I find it hypocritical that you call Miami people dumb, when you write for one of the nations trashiest magazines. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 108';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 101';l[17]=' 112';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 107';l[20]=' 99';l[21]=' 97';l[22]=' 98';l[23]=' 120';l[24]=' 101';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 105';l[27]=' 119';l[28]='>';l[29]='\"';l[30]=' 109';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 99';l[33]=' 46';l[34]=' 108';l[35]=' 105';l[36]=' 97';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 103';l[39]=' 64';l[40]=' 108';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 112';l[44]=' 115';l[45]=' 107';l[46]=' 99';l[47]=' 97';l[48]=' 98';l[49]=' 120';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 110';l[52]=' 105';l[53]=' 119';l[54]=':';l[55]='o';l[56]='t';l[57]='l';l[58]='i';l[59]='a';l[60]='m';l[61]='\"';l[62]='=';l[63]='f';l[64]='e';l[65]='r';l[66]='h';l[67]='a ';l[68]='<'; I am of Hispanic ancestry, but I no longer speak Spanish fluently. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. 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Lighten up, people. [CDATA[ High crime, medicare and auto insurance fraud have consequences that accrue on other individuals. Eric HE ALSO SPECIALIZE IN THE THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS; } 12. The sad thing for immigrants who dont speak English in the Greater-Miami area is that they cant live where its more affordable to live because the farther you get from Miami the more English you have to know to get by. A lot of the points above are true, however, thats what makes this place so fun. you have actually the choice between pizza, burger, Hot dog and I guess thats it wonder why everyone is so fat. says: My name is Tina Martinez from United States, I want to quickly tell the world that there is a real on line spell caster that is powerful and genuine, His name is DR OVIA, He helped me recently to reunite my relationship wih my Boyfriend who dumped me, When i contacted DR OVIA he cast a love spell for me and my Boyfriend who said he doesnt have anything to do with me again called me and started begging me. RUDENESS is an understatement. says: i am from USA, i want to share a testimony of my life to all my viewers in the world i was married to my husband his name is Williams Jack, i love him so much we have been married for one years now with two kids. Latin Americans who unfortunately run the city, together with their food and music have imported also their bad manners, corruption and sketchy organizational skills Too bad. Thats why nobody swallow your statement. Again, this all has to do with generations its good at one time, then it gets bad, then twenty years later, its good again. Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. in FL and also in Georgia. THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Josh Mattey, Mr. Ill do anything to try to be cool. Bitter grapes, go somewhere else. The unemployment stats are out of date. dr ebosele for restoring my relationship back. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. So, if you want lower electric bills, keep your watt usage low during the cooler months the first half of the year. If youre a beach bum or an avid scuba diver, snorkeler or boater, you -might- be able to tolerate all the garbage and being drenched in sweat 24/7, even at night. says: This pretty much explains most of South Florida, Broward and Palm Beach Counties included. I love the hispanic community here and once they get to know you they treat you like family. Sort of like the old adage, talk sense to a fool and hell call you a fool, tell a Miamian that Miamians are dumb and hell call you a moron. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ At that moment, i didnt know if to kill myself or to kill him but the button line is that if i was going to kill anyone it was going to be me because i was so much in love with him to even think of thinking to hurt him. People were nicer to me in PBC than anywhere in downstate NY. 4. Most of the news is about Cubans defrauding the Government, medicare fraud, drugs, illicit business, credit card robbery, real state fraud, insurance frauds, and a huge etc. (10) He can cure you from any diseases. THE MOBILE IS +2347065448120. Its not going anywhere. Viewers reading this who wants help and wants to contact Dr. Ovia should contact him via his email address: or you call him +2347067610698.. christ Especially number 1! if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Cali girl I type this as I pack my books. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Everyone is playing games and trying to one-up each other. says: Miami has good and bad likeanywhere else. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ var output = ''; mark says: Saying Miami is not diverse is absoultely wrong. The US armed and supplied the Cuban rebels (sounds familiar huh? Take a walk on Venice Beach and then consult me, dumbass. (6) You want to be rich. Miami is 100% full of narcissists and people who dont even know their own neighbor. Miami International Airport is not just for passengers, it is an ENORMOUS air cargo facility, so vast in fact that the cargo transhipment area is called Cargo City. Most Miamians do not realize that FPL grants everyone a price break up to a certain level of usage, I think 5,000 KW. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_esZkUEL2M9').innerHTML = output; Watch Now. } It is a very international city where famous artists from ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE their mansions, and vacation spots! To bad for u. Casanova: youre right about the height and hispanics. Elaine is right If youre forced to work low paying jobs, then youre most likely going to have to be bilingual. I just wish it was more culturally diverse, as when I grew up in the north, because culture allows one to grow as a person, diversity in any city is very important. Basically, I love Virginia, and will most likely come back, once I or if I ever have children. I graduated approximately a year ago and I am still unemployed. Why dont you visit Cuba first Cubiche, before you try to talk like one! Thus why the best comedians are usually both intelligent and socially aware. In the East we Have huge ethnic communities who made New York even greater, in the West we had Mexicans who labored very hard. Its very telling what cultures they are when you enter Miami. says: Another transient friend of mine has the perfect expression - South Florida is an experiment to see how long warm weather makes bullshit okay. Its a third world county now. It is common knowledge that Cambridge is a sanctuary city. Those from up north vacation in South Beach a week or two and immediately think Miami is the city for them! (3) If you want to be promoted in your office. // And plenty of (unfortunate) truths!!! Otherwise theyd realize how frighteningly (and amusingly) true this list is! says: The guy who wrote the original article is exaggerating, it is not true! Which is perfectly fine since I myself am Jewish. Therapy focused model with zero administrative work. This is why Ive always wanted to move away from there and Florida in general. It truly is a banana republic and corrupt as hell. Yes. Be brave. They think they run miami ed hardy tight clothes with mo hawks that shit is played out pussys. and then tried to the west coast and watch the Sun set, all the same day. var l=new Array(); If I took a typical military family and moved them next door to most of you, I would wager you people would not like it, and your property values would go down. says: HATERRRR! says: This article is not even close to realty except a couple points like people being so slow in traffic which I hate. PS [CDATA[ says: ..most people who love Miami actually think all those things listed above are actually normal.. Theyre so clueless they dont even realize how clueless they are. You totally accept his Facebook friend request. Government are cognoscenti of all this disruptive behavior but they just keep supporting these political Cuban mafia crooks. The gay douche is totally "masc only. Luis It is not at all an American City. Miami has an artificial economy because prices are based on what the rich can afford to charge each other. If you are not earning at least 6 figures, you will find Miami to be very expensive and uncomfortable. Miami has become just another big city littered with crime. Enjoy it enough while Im there. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 97';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 105';l[25]=' 114';l[26]=' 105';l[27]=' 112';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 97';l[30]=' 98';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 108';l[33]=' 97';l[34]=' 115';l[35]='>';l[36]='\"';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 111';l[39]=' 99';l[40]=' 46';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 105';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 109';l[45]=' 103';l[46]=' 64';l[47]=' 101';l[48]=' 108';l[49]=' 112';l[50]=' 109';l[51]=' 101';l[52]=' 116';l[53]=' 108';l[54]=' 97';l[55]=' 117';l[56]=' 116';l[57]=' 105';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 105';l[60]=' 112';l[61]=' 115';l[62]=' 97';l[63]=' 98';l[64]=' 111';l[65]=' 108';l[66]=' 97';l[67]=' 115';l[68]=':';l[69]='o';l[70]='t';l[71]='l';l[72]='i';l[73]='a';l[74]='m';l[75]='\"';l[76]='=';l[77]='f';l[78]='e';l[79]='r';l[80]='h';l[81]='a ';l[82]='<'; for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ They dont understand any type of music you cant dance to, they dont understand what professionalism is, or what good service is. Every city has pluses and minuses. thats enough for me. However in terms of employment - yes - typically employers underpay their workers and demand twice the work (if youre lucky to find a job, and if you do, you wont be paid fairly).Typically you will find jobs in the fine dining or hospitality industry - unless you are a really attractive stripper then you will make lots of cash here. I am hispanic and I lived in California for 10 years, my salary rate was always lower than my white co-workers. Im done ranting, I have a dissertation proposal to work on. says: I am rican, I am American by birth and dont have to speak english to be call american. says: Yeah this is really dumb something on this article may be true but then again some arent. All you people that are saying this is not true. And overpopulation is an issue but, Im curious Where is your new found cuddly, humble abode? Good luck to anyone who doesnt heed these tongue-in-cheek warnings about my home town. Not Cubans but the rest. Cubans turned Miami into the international metropolis it is today. so this was how i get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from DR Sunny, i want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to DR Sunny and i will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him his email is )(. Unfortunately the collective turd is so damn big that the toilet would clog and youd need more than just a plunger to ensure the shit gets where it needs to go. //= 0; i=i-1){ surfsiderider Marta Magellan says: Chris, enjoyed reading your thoroughly thought out rant, if one can call it that! if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; And with this I think Im done. Im making plans to leave this city, never to return! says: sorry, but if you cant laugh at yourself and where you live, no matter where it is, you need to grow up and get some real confidence in yourself. Those who get promoted are those who suck up best, talent, hard work and knowledge have very little value there. [CDATA[ Is something that you just cant take away that easily. However, I think there is a lesson to be learned here to all those that claim that ALL Cubans are at fault for what has happened to Miami. 25. Some facts you forgot to mention in your article , 1 in 6 Americans is Hispanic. You can play tennis all year without paying a dime. camilo The main difference between Miami and the U.S./Mexico border is that more people on the U.S./Mexico border speak and understand English than they do in Miami. American No body chills unless they are at the beach, or at work. says: Reading and writing levels at the public schools are TERRIBLE. hate much? var l=new Array(); LP We dont read and you generalize like an ignorant American. Julia } Can confirm, born and raised there. The shitiest people in the nation are in Miami. What defines you ??? 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President Carter was the one who allowed Miami to become the sewer it is today by allowing the Mariel boatlift Cubans Card Blanche which continued until the Clinton administration. That pride is in effect what makes everybody spurn your people. Its not diverse Miami is two-thirds Hispanic. I KNOW Miami is the place for me!. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_iHcbesu3B8').innerHTML = output; The balseros are the people who se cagan this city. I know grown men that cannot read or write better than a 10 year old from a literacy focused school district. 5. Pink roses on your white wine bottle? says: its sad but true. Its sad and breaks my heart that my home, as I know it, is gone. made in America with Cuban parts Actually, I thought it was written very diplomatically, and being very kind to our Hispanic neighbors. Ive heard that comment from friends, family, here, and tons of other posts from folks in Miami or were there. And finally, salaries in Miami are not all equal to that of a writer, such as yours or mine.

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